June 18, 2008

• Joseph got frustrated some time ago when a website he was trying to view wouldn’t work.  He modified the resulting message thusly:

  
  

   

  
  

   

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  The page cannot be displayed The page you are looking for is currently unavailable only to you. Your computer might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your security settings. Please try the following: Delete the Refresh button and log on to www.1001 entertaining ways to jam up your computer permanently .com and download all links and pages into your emergency backup files. Your computer may not allow you to do this. If so, please rename theses documents to X/essential Pc/94316/50%.  Please send all personal information to the recycle bin and internet so that it can then automatically be transferred to the surge protector for protection against surges. Click the Pop-Ups menu and then allow them to adjust your computer memory and insert Key Code Popupshiftdownloads946852. Some sites and programs require connection security. Please discontinue your agreement with your anti virus security programs to ensure that your computer may run smoother during these essential modifications. Go to “hard drive update” and redownload all your documents and this site to it. Make sure it unstables your Security settings and that it can’t support it. Uninstall the connection security in your files. Send your computer the viruses powerboostgh2t, gkfbigboy8F6%7, wreak havoc on;], [456alpha321!!!+ and //monitorimplotion”910). Then start to shove magnets down the motherboard and hard drive. Also let the modem, wireless router and superlink device soak in water for two and a half hours to wash off dust that may be inflicting the CD drive. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and delete settings for SSL 2.0, SIL 3.0, TLS 1.0, and PCG 1.0. Click the self destruct button and try restarting the computer. (Hint: this may be disguised as a free lotion advertisement.) Is your computer still not working? Contact Joseph Arnell at 911 or 1-800-222-1222 for more tips. Cannot find Internet Explorer? Click Here!  ß (Self destruct)

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